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键盘侠|解决十几个小问题湖人还是强队 多转播湖人逗乐全国观众

发布在NBA 2022-02-28 18:46:11    作者:微电狄仁杰丶

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[Post Game Thread] The New Orleans Pelicans (25-36) defeat the Los Angeles Lakers (27-33), 123 - 95 Post Game Thread

[赛后贴] 新奥尔良矶鹈鹕(25胜36负)123 - 95击败洛杉矶湖人(27胜33负)

双方关键球员数据:

湖人(27-33):詹姆斯32分6板3助2断2帽、威少16分6板、安东尼13分5板、塔克5分3板5助、艾灵顿9分2板、S-约翰逊4分2助、阿里扎3分、霍华德6分11板、里夫斯2分。

鹈鹕(25-36):麦科勒姆22分5板8助3断、英格拉姆19分5板8助2断、瓦兰19分10板、琼斯11分6板3助3断、海耶斯11分9板2断、斯内尔9分6板、格拉汉姆12分、马绍尔5分6板、阿尔瓦拉多4分4助、克拉克6分。

[–]PelicansGood_NewsEveryone 764 points an hour ago

Well that was fucking glorious

鹈鹕球迷:这场比赛看得人心潮澎湃

[–]ThunderCyborgAlgoInvestor 423 points an hour ago*

Better than porn, ngl

雷霆球迷:可不咋滴,比看小黄片还爽

[–][NOL] Brandon IngramWelbeckStoleMyHeart 47 points an hour ago

It is just orgasmic all night long

鹈鹕球迷:这一晚上过的,高潮迭起

[–]RaptorsAreYouAJedi 138 points an hour ago

Can’t sleep on the Pels man. Those guys will bury you

猛龙球迷:别把鹈鹕不当猛禽,他们真能挖坑把你埋了。

[–][POR] Brandon Royflomotionfr 206 points an hour ago

No starter for the pelicans had less than 2 steals lmfao

开拓者球迷:鹈鹕首发五人,最少的都有2个抢断,笑死个人

[–]TimberwolvescvKDean 58 points an hour ago

CJ and Ingram had 16 assists

The entire Lakers team had 15 assists

森林狼球迷:CJ和英格拉姆两人送出16次助攻。湖人全队15次助攻。

[–]WarriorsBrogad_ 268 points an hour ago

I know they played a G league team tonight but Zion really needs to give this pelicans team a chance.

勇士球迷:我知道赢了一支发展联盟球队没啥可吹的,可锡安真应该考虑给这支鹈鹕一个机会

[–][NOP] Austin RiversAustinRiversDaGod 131 points 3 hours ago

LeBron ran off the court without doing handshakes, and Staples Center rained down boos as the buzzer hit 0. I got my Mardi Gras wish!

鹈鹕球迷:终场哨响之时,詹姆斯没有和别人握手直接离开球场,斯台普斯球场嘘声四起。我在狂欢节(Mardi Gras)许下的愿望成真了!

[–]Pelicansgreen_tea1701 61 points 2 hours ago

*Crypto.com Center LOL. People mock our stadium name but at least smoothies have actual presence in reality.

鹈鹕球迷:哈哈,人家现在叫Crypto.com中心。我们主场球馆的名字总被人取笑,可至少冰沙是实际存在的东西(注:鹈鹕主场球馆名为冰沙王中心(Smoothie King Center),一个以冰沙饮料品牌冠名的场馆)

[–]ThunderAYAYAYA__ 912 points an hour ago*

The Lakers are great but here are a few things they need to fix:

1. Perimeter defence

2. Interior Defence

3. Offence

4. Depth

5. Rotations

6. Coach

7. Roster construction

8. Chemistry

9. Locker room attitudes

10. Front office/GM

11. Owner

12. Effort

13. Westbrick

Other than that they are a good team.

雷霆球迷:湖人很强的,他们只是有几个小问题还没解决:1.外围防守;2.内线防守;3.进攻;4.板凳深度;5.轮换;6.教练;7.球队阵容建设;8.球队化学反应;9.更衣室态度;10.管理层/总经理;11.老板;12.努力程度;13.维斯布鲁克,除此之外,湖人无可挑剔!

[–]Lakersthelakeshow7 72 points an hour ago

This is like a Magic Johnson tweet. To win games, the Lakers must improve on two things! First, they must play better offense. Second, they must play better defense!

湖人球迷:与魔术师约翰逊发的推文有异曲同工之妙。“要赢比赛,湖人必须改善两件事:第一,打出更好的进攻。第二,拿出更好的防守!”

[–]Heatsivervipa 409 points 2 hours ago

"At half time I made the decision to put my kids to bed so they Don't learn any bad habbits. They would have nightmares if they watch this game" -RJ in the 4th quarter

Listening to RJ roast the Lakers was the best part of the game.

热火球迷:“半场结束,我就决定让我的孩子赶紧上床睡觉,可不能让他们学到什么坏习惯,看这么一场比赛,晚上能不做噩梦?”——理查德-杰弗森在第四节时这么说,听他吐槽湖人是这场比赛最精彩的部分了

[–]Vancouver GrizzliesBurnieTheBrony 148 points 2 hours ago

"Vogel's gonna get a tech here"

"Well, you get tired of yelling at your players, gotta take some time to yell at the officials"

灰熊球迷:“沃格尔要吃技犯了”“也对,冲着自家球员骂了一晚上也累了,也该对着裁判吼两嗓子”

[–]Vancouver Grizzlieshs10slamdunk 129 points 2 hours ago

I haven't laughed out loud watching sports in a while, that DeAndre Jordan pass got me.

灰熊球迷:小乔丹那个传球戳中我笑穴了,很久没看比赛笑得这么大声了

相关新闻>>>>小乔丹运球过半场 高射炮长传过大桥飞出底线砸中球迷

[–]HawksNAACP_YoungBoy 536 points 2 hours ago

UNBELIEVABLE! I decided to take my young son (who is a huge LeBron/Lakers fan) to this game as a bonding experience only to be humiliated! Not only did you turn the ball over but one of your TERRIBLE passes ended up hitting my son in the FACE. Now he’s crying and he’s got a broken nose and his mother will surely bring this up at our next custody hearing. You should be ashamed of yourselves FLAKERS!

老鹰球迷:就他么离谱!我带我小儿子(他是詹姆斯/湖人铁粉)来看这场比赛原本是想展现一下父爱如山,谁知道这么丢脸!你们失误也就罢了,可怎么能把球传到看台,直接砸到我儿子脸上,这不扯呢么。娃现在哭个不停,鼻子都骨折了,下次争取监护权的听证会上,他妈肯定会拿这件事来指责我。要点脸吧,糊人们!

[–]harlem50 36 points 2 hours ago

Just smashed my 4K TV in rage. This team is embarrassing me in front of my entire family. My 2 children are in tears, scared of my rage as I pace around the room trembling. I can’t take this anymore. Fire Vogel immediately or my kids will not get dinner tomorrow.

湖人球迷:刚才一怒之下把我的4K电视给砸了。湖人让我在全家面前脸丢大发了。我浑身颤抖,在家里踱来踱去,把两个孩子都吓哭了,瑟瑟发抖地看着我。我再也无法忍受了。马上解雇沃格尔,要不然我明天就不给孩子饭吃!

[–]RaptorsProfessorBeast55 482 points 2 hours ago

Not so fun (but fun for others) fact of the day:

Of their 22 remaining games, 12 of them are STILL nationally televised. That means the whole world can either cry or laugh at watching them attempt to play basketball

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